make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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