I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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