i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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