I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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