Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
