didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Shame - the story of my life.
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