so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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