What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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