I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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