The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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