The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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