i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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