There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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