Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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