toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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