Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
The air taste purple.
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