I'm drive I can fine osifer
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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