He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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