So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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