i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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