Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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