school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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