your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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