I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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