I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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