I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
no you cant smoke seaweed
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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