How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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