I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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