Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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