Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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