when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i think my cat just said my name.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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