I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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