Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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