I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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