Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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