So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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