im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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