Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's just like the Real World with babies
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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