I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Randomize
