if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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