Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
wow bdsm is so cute
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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