Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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