More tranny stories later!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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