and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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