If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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