I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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