It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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