i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
