wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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