i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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