Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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