I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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