A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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