Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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