Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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