You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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