i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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