She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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